Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
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Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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