Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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