wrigley field is MILF paradise
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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