My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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