I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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