very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
