Whod you bang
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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