Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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