you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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