Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Dick very happy bro
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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