Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
