How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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