I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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