: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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