my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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