Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
The power of my boobs compel you
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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