i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Randomize
