she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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