at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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