But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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