Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My day in three words: secret purse cake
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
