I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho