Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.