Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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