I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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