he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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