There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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