Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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