buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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