I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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