Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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