please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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