No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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