Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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