we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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