i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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