Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
