I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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