Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
How's work?
Spinning.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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