i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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