Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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