smell my finger.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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