You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Two words: blizzard sex
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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