i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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