Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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