currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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