His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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