UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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