Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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