he told me I talked like a deaf person
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
only you would photoshop your dick
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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