just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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