Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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