Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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