If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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